jeff feasel

NAME: jeff

ZODIAC SIGN: String Cheese

OCCUPATION: Dilettante

SHOE SIZE (IN SMOOTS): 0.2467975

FAVORITE SYLLABLE: guh

LEAST FAVORITE DISEASE: Rectal Nipple-itis

SECOND FAVORITE WAY TO INGEST CHEERIOS: Orally

GRADUATED FROM: The Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Want To Learn To Do Other Things Good Too.

FUN QUOTE: "All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?" --Abraham Lincoln

FAVORITE MOVIE: It's a tie: The Pianist & The Lizzy McGuire Movie.

FAVORITE FLAVOR: tuna helper

SECRET PLEASURE: cooking party-goers and eating them

DREAM JOB: Being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking, professionally.